Pass the Cristal

While gazing the wine list at a hip fusion restaurant last night, I said to my better half "how about a bottle of Cristal?" She immediately laughed out loud. And why was this? Because Hip-Hop nation has turned an expensive white man's beverage into the Official Beverage of the Ghetto. "we can't order that....we're not ghetto!" Duh. What was I thinking? No self-respecting caucasian can order a bottle of the stuff anymore. If a white man walks into the best restaurant in town, spends $10,000 on food, he still can't order a bottle of Cristal. Thanks a lot Puffy.