Bar Exam Approaching

At the New York Public Libraries, there are people checking your bags when you enter. So yesterday I throw my 100 lb. sack on the table and the guy proceeds to start looking through it. Now this guy is a very nerdy, loser-type security guard. Anyway, as he's looking through the bag, he just says "yup...you got a rough 19 days ahead of you, boy."

WTF?! How did he know that?! Then I started thinking, "damn, he's right about the exam being 19 days away." But do I really need rent-a-cop playing timekeeper?

F him.