I'll Be In Good Hands

On the way to work in the morning, I will occasionally see someone with law school books or criminal justice books. But today was a first. A girl sat down across from me with Embalming: History, Theory & Practice.

It's comforting to know that when My Time Has Come and they're filling my body with embalming fluid, that the injector of said fluid will appreciate the history of her profession. More importantly, they'll be following proper embalming theories and practices. If not, I probably won't care too much.