Will You Marry Me (So I Can Receive Cool Gifts)?
Seriously. Is it really so wrong to marry a Beautiful Baby just so you can receive expensive gifts? I mean, I would never spend fiddy bucks on a pasta maker, but i need one. Lasagna just isn't the same when using boxed pasta.
Besides, destroying evidence is a little bit easier with a pasta maker. Her divorce lawyer will never be able to prove what I did. (Insert evil laugh.)
posted by Paralawyer at 3:34 PM
2 Comments:
I don't think I'd marry for a pasta maker, but maybe for a really nice mixer.
10:41 AM
Yes, of course! One of those $300 Kitchen Aid ones that all the Food Network peeps use. Those are dope.
3:19 PM
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