I Don't Want To Grow Up, I'm A Toys R Us Kid!

Maybe it was the fact that I'd never had a WHOLE fish on my dinner plate before. Or maybe it was the fact that I had a glass of wine in my system when they brought the fish to me. But I simply could not stop tapping the little fishy's teeth with my fork. The Girlfriend thought it was funny at first, but then I got carried away:

I poked his eyed out.